|Kanye West posing with wife Kim Kardashian, holding baby North, for Vogue US april 2014|
Saint West, patron saint of pic.twitter.com/EsTHCxlu81
— Caro (@socarolinesays) 7 Dicembre 2015
Saint West ?? pic.twitter.com/GdIr9qtf3x
— Ciara❤️ (@cnep80) 7 Dicembre 2015
Kim and Kanye seem to have developed some humility. could have named him God, but humble went with Saint West instead #saintwest #kimye
— Kateri Laurel (@kateriallard) 7 Dicembre 2015
— 행복 (@Juanito29434) 7 Dicembre 2015
However it is no news that celebrities love the attention: they make sure that anything they do oozes exclusiveness. From the last minute grocery store trip wearing sky-high Louboutins, to the gym workout sporting the ultimate crop-top, everything gets the VIP makeover. And when their legacy is involved things start to get even crazier: luxurius baby showers, customized designer clothes, ponys ranches and of course pretentious names.
Do I have the potential to raise a celebrity kid?
Would I be able to outdone Kim K and find an even cooler name for my child?
Where would I get my inspiration? A vocabulary? A song? A recipe? A farm? …God?
parents: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin (Coldplay).
justification: “You know, apples are so sweet and it’s biblical” Gwyneth Paltrow.
similar names: Coconut, Pumpkin, Zucchini, Potato, Carrot, Salad, McChicken.
justification: “All my kids have more than one name because I couldn’t decide. I’m not sure where Petal Rainbow came from, but apparently it’s a My Little Pony! I wanted to call her Rainbow but Jamie told me to calm down.” Jools Oliver.
similar names: Sailor Moon Crystal, Dragon Ball Z, Bart Homer Simpson, Elsa Anna Frozen.
inspiration: job (?) / music world_Granddaddy’s song “He’s Simple, He’s Dumb, He’s the Pilot.”
justification: **I don’t want to hear it**
similar names: Plumber Detective, Singer Farmer, Chef Gardener, Nurse Designer.
justification: “We wanted a word not a name, so my boyfriend read through the dictionary three of four times” Shannyn Sossamon.
similar names: Power History, App Store.
inspiration: a big ego
justification: Lil’ Kim calls herself Queen Bee.
similar names: Crown Prince, Countess, Queen Universe.